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Language of the Week: Portuguese

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Portuguese is the official language in Portugal and Brazil of course, but did you know that it is also the official language of Macau?

Its alphabet is pretty straight forward, with a few added new accents:

There are two official standards for written Portuguese, European and Brazilian and 10 different dialects spoken in Europe.

As always, here are a few simple phrases you can try out:

Portuguese English
Oi!/ Olá! Hi!
Bom dia! Good morning!
Bem-vindo (for man)/ bem-vinda! (female) Welcome
Como vai você? How are you?
(Muito) obrigado (men)/ (Muito) obrigada! (female) Thank you (very much)
Estou perdido/ perdida (female) I’m lost

 

While doing some research, I came upon what seems to be the most famous tongue twister in Portuguese:  O rato roeu a roupa do rei de Roma
In English it means: The rat gnawed the king of Rome’s clothes

As I tried to pronounce it to test its difficulty, I didn’t find it too hard to pronounce, however I’m not sure just how much of the sentence I pronounced right  😛

Now here comes the big question, what do Portuguese speakers like to joke about? Well I’ve been told its Mother in Laws, blondes; lawyers and, corrupt politicians. Here are a few jokes:

PORTUGUESE: A sogra chega para uma visita surpresa. O genro abre a porta:
« Olà! Não nos vemos há tanto tempo! Quanto vais ficar conosco desta vez? »
A sogra sorri, querendo ser gentil:
« Até vocês se cansarem de mim. »
« A sério? Não vais nem tomar um cafezinho? »
ENGLISH: The mother-in-law comes for a surprise visit. The son-in-law opens the door:
« Hi! Long time no see! How long are you staying this time? »
The mother-in-law smiles, trying to be polite:
« Until you get tired of me. »
« Really? You’re not even staying for a coffee? »

Joãozinho, Little John, is the most mentioned character in Portuguese jokes:
PORTUGUESE: Tia Lídia pergunta ao Joãozinho:
« O que vais fazer quando for grande como a titia? »
O Joãozinho responde:
« Um regime! »
ENGLISH: Aunt Lidia asks Joãozinho:
« What are you going to do when you are big like Aunty? »
« Go on a diet! » he replies

I hope you enjoyed!

Adeus!

 



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Language of the Week: Italian

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Land of homemade pizzas, pasta and gelato, Italy has always been one of the top tourist destinations in the world, so it would definitely benefit you to learn a bit about the language before packing your suitcase.

There are about 65 million native Italian speakers in the world, but it is also a language of diaspora in Brazil, Argentina and the United States. Italian has had a big influence on many different fields throughout history, namely in music, art and food.

Trying to pronounce Italian words and of course trying to imitate the oh so beloved authentic accents of the heartwarming Italian grandmas and well built Italian men seen on television has always been a source of fun and laughter for my family.

So here are a Italian phrases I hope you have fun pronouncing 🙂

Italian Phrase Literal Meaning Methaphorical Meaning
Buono come il pane! As good as bread As good as gold
Ad ogni morte di Papa Every time a Pope dies Once in a blue moon
Hai voluto la bicicletta? Allora, pedala! You wanted a bike? Now pedal You made your bed, now you must lie on it
Peli Sulla Lingua He doesn’t have hairs on his tongue He tells the truth without any flattery or exageration

 

And of course, I wouldn’t leave you without a few jokes. Italians often like to joke about politics, the police force, sketchy business practices and local bureaucracy.

Un imprenditore ad un altro:
– Come mai i tuoi impiegati arrivano sempre così puntuali?
– Facile, trenta impiegati e solo venti posti auto!

A company boss is talking to another:
– How come your employees always arrive on time?
– Easy, there are 30 employees and only 20 parking spaces!

Due impiegati comunali si incontrano per strada:
– Ciao Mario! Posso offrirti un caffè?
– No, grazie! Il caffè non mi fa dormire.
– Ma come? Sono le otto di mattina!!!
– Appunto… Sto andando in ufficio…

Two civil servants meet on the street:
– Hi Mario! Can I get you a coffee?
– No thanks! I can’t sleep if I drink coffee.
– But it’s only 8 in the morning!!!
– Exactly… I’m on my way to the office…

Being home to many philosophers, such as Leonardo da Vinci, today I leave you with a quote from the great philosopher, “learning never exhausts the mind”.

Ciao!

 



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Language of the Week: Spanish

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The language of this week is …. Castilian! Or more commonly known as Spanish. It carries the name Castilian due to the fact that it originates from the Castile region of Spain.

Did you know that Spanish is the official language for over 10 countries in the world? Including Mexico, Colombia, Spain, Argentina, Peru, Venezuela, Chile, Guatemala, Ecuador and Cuba and many more! In fact, there are about 450 million native Spanish speakers in the world.

Here is the Spanish alphabet:

a  á  b  c  d  e  é  f  g  h  i  í  j  k  l  m  n  ñ  o  ó  p  q  r  s  t  u  ú  ü  v  w  x  y  z

There are also 5 digraphs, pairs of letters together used to represent one single sound:

ch, ll, rr, gu and qu

Because English and Spanish are both of Latin origin, if you speak English, you may already recognize more than 3000 Spanish words. Here are a few simple Spanish phrases to start you off:

Hello, my name is Hola, me llamo
How are you? ¿Como está usted?
Nice to meet you Mucho gusto
Thank you Gracias
Good morning Buenos dias
Good afternoon Buenas tardes
Good evening buenas noches

And of course, as you probably know by now, I love jokes, so here are a few in Spanish:

1. – Doctor, doctor, no puedo recordar nada
– Vaya, y desde cuándo tiene usted este problema?
– ¿Qué problema?

– Doctor, doctor, I can’t remember anything
– Oh well, and how long have you had this problem?
– What problem?

– Doctor, ¿usted cree que podré vivir 40 años más?
– Depende. ¿Usted parrandea con sus amigos?
– No, doctor
– ¿Bebe?
– No, doctor
– ¿Fuma?
– No, doctor
– ¿Tiene pareja?
– No, doctor
– ¿Y para qué diablos quiere usted vivir 40 años más?

2. – Doctor, do you think I could live 40 years longer?
– Depends. Do you party hard with your friends?
– No, doctor
– Do you drink?
– No, doctor
– Do you smoke?
– No, doctor
– Do you have a partner?
– No, doctor
– So why on earth do you want to live 40 years longer?

 Hope you had a few laughs!

Adiós  (bye) ! 

 



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Language of the Week: Hindi

 

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Language of this Week : Hindi !

First, a little background information. Hindi comes from the Persian word Hind which means « Land of the Indus River » and has roots going back to nearly 5,000 BC. It became the official language of India in 1965, but is also spoken in other countries such as Mauritius; Fiji and Nepal. It is also one of the most spoken languages in the world, close to 425 million people speak Hindi as their first language.

Like in French, in Hindi, all nouns have genders and the spelling of verbs and adjectives change to agree with the noun.

If your new years resolution this year was to learn Hindi, then you might have just lucked out. It is said that Hindi is to be one of the easiest languages to learn due to the fact that it is read exactly has it is written. But then again, it also has 48 officially accepted dialects.

So, I was told that in Hindi, two characters, “Santa” and “Banta” are often used in jokes, so I did some researching and I thought they were pretty funny so here are a few to hopefully brighten your day! (In case you wanted to practice, I’ve also provided them in Hindi of course)

1.
Santa: I was hit by a bus when I was a child, you know.
Banta: Oh my god, did you die or survive?
Santa: I don’t remember, I was only four then.

संताःपता है बचपन में मुझे एक बस ने धक्का मार दिया था.
बंताःबाप रे, तू मर गया कि बचा?
संताःयादनहीं, मैं तब केवल चार साल का था.
[Santa: Patahai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne dhakka maar diya tha.
Banta: Baap re, tu mar gaya kibacha?
Santa: Yaad nahi. main tab chaar saal ka tha.

2.

Santa: How much is a banana?
Grocer: 1 rupee.
Santa: Would you sell it for 60 paise?
Grocer: You could only get the skin of the fruit for that price.
Santa: Take 40 paise, just give me the banana, (and keep the skin).

संताःकेला कितने में?
फलवालाःएक रूपए.
संताः 60 पैसे में दोगे?
फलवालाःइतने में तो बस छिलका मिलेगा.
संताःये लो 40 पैसे, मुझे बस केला चाहिए.
[Santa: Kelaa kitne mein?
Falwala: 1 rupaye.
Santa: 60 paise mein doge?
Falwala: Itne me to sirf kele kaa chhilkaa milegaa.
Santa: Ye lo 40 paise, mujhe bas kelaa chahiye.]

Also popular are Teacher-student jokes, here’s one:

Teacher: Write an essay on a cricket match.
All pupils started writing except one.
Teacher: Why are you sitting?
Student: I’ve finished the essay.
Teacher: What did you write?
Student: « Due to rain, no match.”

टीचरः क्रिकेट मैच पर लेख लिखो.
सब लिख रहे थे. मगर एक छात्र बैठा था.
टीचरः क्यों बैठे हो?
छात्रः लिख लिया.
टीचरः क्या?
छात्रः बारिश हो गई, मैच रद्द.
[Teacher: Cricket match par lekh likho.
Sab likh rahe the, magar ek student baitha tha
Teacher: Kyon baithe ho?
Chhatr: Likh liya.
Teacher: Kya?
Chhatr: Barish ho gayee, match radd.]

Hope you had a good laugh!

बाय(Baya : Bye!)

 



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